WITH STEVE IGNORANT

WALKING CONTRADICTION

HOW I DROVE HARRY AND MEGAN OUT OF TOWN

Okay, I don't do celeb stuff, I don't even do social media and

I'm missing the magical thinking gene that would normally make me give two tosses

about an inbred parasite like Harry the ex-royal.

But this is a great story- and it's not even really about the

"Write what you like about us, as long as it's flattering" celeb couple.

It's more a cautionary tale about the post-truth media landscape we've somehow

ended up in ... as well as being moderately hilarious

I was watching the snooker and fancied a quick game of pool

of course, I got so into playing this game, I missed the rest of the snooker

Nice graphics for 1984,

but I've yet to get past stage 2