| Okay,
it's been nearly a year of lockdown and you've sorted out your
shoestring
collection, you've cleaned under the fridge for the first time ever
- you even found
yourself
cleaning yer net curtains at 2 a.m. - cursing your life and the
overly-mobile hipster scum
who
spread this shit in the first place.
You
may have given up learning that new language and taking daily exercise,
but hey, you can still
learn
something new. The tutorial below will, at least, give you a start
in discovering the basics
of
photoshop. Maybe, at last, you can stop being humiliated by 12-year
olds. The subtitles are
occasionally
hilarious, too.

And
when you're ready to get really freaky - try the prog below ...
Project
Dogwaffle was designed specifically with digital painting in mind.

Hint:
Surrealism is not abstraction - it's not David Lynch, or even
David Cronenberg ...
it's
noticing the sheer surrealism of everyday life
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